İngilizce tekerlemeler – 2

İngilizce tekerlemeler (Language twisters):

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

Four furious friends fought for the phone.
Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther’s slithering.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Three short sword sheaths.
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess’s fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you’ve got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I’d like to see your saw saw.

How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can’t carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

If you’re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature’s up or whether the temperature’s down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature’s rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who’s watching the pitcher who’s watching the balls.

If you can’t can any candy can,
how many candy cans can a candy canner can
if he can can candy cans ?

It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in!
She said she should sit.

I wish you were a fish in my dish

Dust is a disk’s worst enemy.

I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”.
But if you understandd and say “don’t understand”.
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

There those thousand thinkers were thinking
where did those other three thieves go through.
I would if I could! But I can’t, so I won’t!

I know a boy named Tate
who dined with his girl at eight eight.
I’m unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight
or what Tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.

I saw a saw in Arkansas,
that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,
and if you got a saw
that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas
let me see your saw.