Fıkra – The wedding anniversary

İngilizce fıkra  “The wedding anniversary”

John is boasting to his buddies that he is taking his wife to Rome for their 40th wedding anniversary.
“What will you do for your 50th?” one of his buddies asks.
“I’ll go and get her.”

İngilizce fıkra  “I am on a diet”

A yong woman had a date with a circus sword swallower. She had never seen a sword swallower before, so she asked him to perform for her. He began swallowing some pins and needles.
“Those aren’t swords,” said the girl. “They are just pines and needles.”
“I know,” said the sword swallower. “But I’m on a diet.”