Fıkra – Watch out!

İngilizce fıkra  “Watch out!”

A funeral service was arranged in a church for a man’s wife. After the service, while they were carrying the coffin, they accidentally knocked the front of it to one of the columns in the church. After that a groaning sound was heard from inside the coffin. They opened up the coffin and discovered that the woman who was thought to be dead was still alive.
After staying in a hospital for some time, the woman recovered and lived for another 10 years.
When she died after 10 years it was the same church again where the funeral service was arranged.
After the service they were carrying the coffin and the husband’s voice was heard when they came near the same column again:
“Please watch out for the column!”