Fıkra – Three vampires

İngilizce fıkra  “Three vampires”

There were three vampires on the roof. One of them was Englih the another was French and the third one was from the Black Sea. The English vampire flied out and returned back. There was blood in his nose and mouth. He said “Do you know what I have done?”
The others asked “What have you done?”
He said can you see that post and the house behind it. I went that house and suck the boy’s blood there.”
The french flied out and returned with blood in his mouth and nose.
He said “Can you see the shop beside the post. I went there and sucked the asistant’s blood.”
The vampire from Black Sea region flied out and returned with blood in his mouth and nose and said “Can you see that post there?” They said yes what happened?
He replied “I couldn’t see it.”