Fıkra – The first argument

İngilizce fıkra  “The first argument”

A young couple were having their first fight, and it was a big one.
After a while, the husband said:
“When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey.”
His bride replied:
“I know. But I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding.”

The patient husband”

“Darling,” Jean greeted her husband Jack, “I have something to confess you.”
“Nothing serious I hope,” answered Jack.”
“Since you’re so cool, calm, and collected – I’ll tell you before dinner.”
“Out with it,” said Jack getting a bit uneasy.
“Promise me you won’t be angry.”
“I promise.”
“You won’t lose your temper?”
“No!”
“I had a little mishap with the new car.”
“Is that all?”
“I flooded the engine and it won’t start.”
“That’s not so terrible. I’ll call the autoclub. By the way, where did you flood the engine?”
“At the bottom of Falcon Lake.”