Fıkra – Birthday

İngilizce fıkra  “Birthday”

A man asked his wife: “What would you most like for your birthday?”
She said: “I’d love to be ten again.”

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide,
The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head spinning and
her stomach upside down. Into a cafe they went, where she was given a coke and chips with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a theatre to see Star Wars-more hot dogs, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?”
One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually, I meant dress size.”