Fıkra – Anniversary

İngilizce fıkra  “Anniversary”

A man asked his wife: “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
So the man told her, “How about the kitchen?!”

İngilizce fıkra  “Aspirin”

Peter: I felt so bad when I woke up this morning, that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.
David: Oh really?! What happened??
Peter: After the first two I felt better…