Fıkra – I am …

İngilizce fıkra  “I am …”

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Student: I is…
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am…”
Student: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

İngilizce fıkra  “Just go!”

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery.”
His wife asks, “Wow! That’s great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?”
He says, “I don’t care. Just go!”